Pro Sports

Maybe I picked the wrong profession...
The median salary PER GAME is...

$7,099 for major league baseball

$14,024 for the national hockey league

$33,536 for professional basketball

$51,875 for the NFL


But God didn't intend me to be a pro athlete, else he would have given me
a different body.
Best I ever did was play the first position on my high school tennis team.
And I've been serving every since.