Rust

Well, we finally got the license plate for Pat's car. But her old plates have been on so long that they are rusted shut. We sprayed with WD-40 twice, but they won't budge. If I was feeling like it and had all my tools on hand I could probably knock the old screws off or saw them in two. But I'm under the weather. So, I suggested she play the part of the helpless little woman and go to the auto garage just down the street and tell them she just moved to the South and needs some help with her screws. She'll have new plates on that little red car in no time flat.

(I'm finding that the older I get the more I'm tempted to rust.)