God's Political Party

God the Father is a Republican, because Scripture says: "The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left." (NRSV) 

But Jesus is a Democrat because he didn't ride into Jerusalem on an elephant, but on a donkey. 

However, the Holy Spirit is an Independent, because the "wind/Spirit blows wherever it wants to" (Jn 3).

And we are the elect.